An elderly man walks into a confessional and the following conversation ensues:
Man: 'I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of seventy years, many children, grandchildren, & great grandchildren. Yesterday I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.'
Priest: 'Are you sorry for your sins?'
Man: 'What sins?'
Priest: 'What kind of a Catholic are you?'
Man: 'I'm Jewish.'
Priest: 'Why are you telling me all this?'
Man: 'I'm 92 years old....I'm telling everybody.
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