Saturday, November 27, 2010

Now why didn't I think of that?

Thanks, Pete...

Here's a simple solution to the controversy over full-body scanners at airports.

Develop an enclosed booth that passengers step into but, instead of
X-raying them, when the door closes, it will detonate any explosive
device they have hidden on or in their body.

The explosion will be contained within the sealed booth. This would
be a win-win for everyone!

There would be no concern about racial profiling, and the booth
would eliminate long, expensive trials.

You're in the airport, and you hear a muffled explosion, followed
by an announcement over the PA system, "Attention Standby
Passengers, we now have a seat available on flight number..."


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