Good one...

You can’t get any more accurate than this!

Which side of the fence?
If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on,

this is a great test!


If a Conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn’t buy one.
If a Liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.


If a Conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat.
If a Liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.


If a Conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A Liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.


If a Conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.


If a Conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.


If a Conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose

a job that provides it.
A Liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.


If a Conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A Liberal will delete it because he's "offended".


Well, I forwarded it.