Friday, May 28, 2010

Did you hear the one about.....

Who's laughing now?

Liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate. -Jay Leno

America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. -Jay Leno

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. -David Letterman

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. - Conan O'Brien

Q: What does Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser. -Jay Leno


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