Monday, May 30, 2011

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30 Actual News Headlines From 2011 That Are Almost Too Bizarre To Believe

The news headlines that you are about to read are all real. Some of them are funny, some of them are shocking and all of them are bizarre.

You might find yourself laughing or smiling at many of these headlines, and there is nothing wrong with that. But there is also a very serious message here.

The world that we once knew is gone.

A new world is emerging.

Sadly, the new world that is arising might not look anything like what many of us were hoping for.

The following are 30 actual news headlines from 2011 that are almost too bizarre to believe....

#1 "The mouse that tweets like a bird: Japanese scientists create genetically-modified animal"

#2 "Liquid Medicine: Controversial Call To Add Lithium To Drinking Water For Mental Health"

#3 "Investigators: Polk deputy tied naked children to desk, beat them with paddle"

#4 "Vatican crackdown at Rome's Playboy Mansion-style monastery"

#5 "Woman Allegedly Kills Cat For Lady Gaga Concert Outfit"

#6 "Sesame Street's pinko puppets brainwash our kids"

#7 "Congressman Warns: Those Who Can, Should Move Their Families Out of the City"

#8 "Russian sect believes Putin reincarnation of St. Paul"

#9 "Chinese prisoners forced to slay dragons, mine gold in online games"

#10 "Duncan, South Carolina Police Ticket Parents for Cheering During High School Graduation"

#11 "Lawsuit Filed Against Texas School District to Stop Prayer During Graduation"

#12 "Judge orders use of Islamic law in Tampa lawsuit over mosque leadership"

#13 "This is a city built for a million people - but no one lives here: The Mongolian metropolis thrust into the 21st Century in a storm of steel and concrete"

#14 "Feds Issue Threat: No Fly Zone for Texas?"

#15 "Wear a headscarf or we will kill you: How the 'London Taliban' is threatening women and trying to ban gays in bid to impose sharia law"

#16 "Bush daughter Barbara supports gay marriage"

#17 "Shocker! On his own, judge demands homeschool student IDs"

#18 "Computer errors allow violent California prisoners to be released unsupervised"

#19 "U.S. meat and poultry widely contaminated with bacteria including superbugs"

#20 "Saudi men launch Facebook campaign to whip women who dare to drive"

#21 "Atheist Ads: You Can Live Moral, Meaningful Lives without God"

#22 "Europe to spend £225million on army of 1,000 spin doctors to promote EU"

#23 "$500 Million Obama Administration Program Will Help Kids 'Sit Still' in Kindergarten"

#24 "EL MONSTRUO 2011: The Mexican Drug Cartel's Purpose-Built Tank"

#25 "Girls hit puberty earlier than ever, and doctors aren't sure why"

#26 "Artificial Wombs Will Spawn New Freedoms"

#27 "Twin Girls Born In Single Body with Two Heads In China"

#28 "Giant Wolf Epidemic: Huge Packs Of Giant Canadian Gray Wolves Are Terrifying Idaho Residents"

#29 "Cows make 'human' milk"

#30 "32 Signs That The Entire World Is Being Transformed Into A Futuristic Big Brother Prison Grid"

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