A joke...

Thanks Pete...

The Last Nickel

A father walks into a restaurant with his young son... He gives the young

boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied.


Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face.


The father realizes the boy has swallowed the nickels and starts slapping

him on the back.


The boy coughs up 2 of the nickels, but keeps choking. Looking at his son,

the father is panicking, shouting for help.


A well dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman, in a blue business

suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of

coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup

down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up

from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the restaurant.


Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of

the boy's' testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and

then ever so firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently

and coughs up the last nickel, which the woman deftly catches in her

free hand.


Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the nickel to the father

and walks back to her seat at the coffee bar without saying a word.


As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father

rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never

seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic.

Are you a doctor? "

"No," the woman replied. "I'm with the I.R.S."