Sunday, April 29, 2012
“Remember when the country rallied around you in hope for a better tomorrow? That was a good one.” – Kimmel
“Remember when the country rallied around you in hope for a better tomorrow? That was a good one.” – Kimmel.
“There’s a term for President Obama. Not two terms.” – Kimmel.
“I guess it wasn’t Rick’s year. Rick’s year is 1954.” – Kimmel, referring to candidate Rick Santorum.
“It’s great to see the Gingriches here. I guess that means the check cleared.” – Kimmel on candidate Newt Gingrich and his wife.
“What’s black and white and read all over? Nothing anymore.” – Kimmel.
“Everything that is wrong with America is here in this room.” – Kimmel, after listing off the politicians, members of the media and celebrities in attendance.