U.S. Kills Al-Qaeda's Number 3 for Nine Thousandth Time
The US confirmed today that it has killed al-Qaeda's number three for the nine thousandth time, setting a new world's record for killing the number three man in a terrorist organization.
"No matter how many times you do it, it's always a special feeling when you nail their number three," a U.S. military official said today. "I'm sure I'll feel this way when we do it for the 9001st time."
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