New Titanic artifact discovered...

BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Director James Cameron, who wrote and produced “Titanic”, still refuses to comment on a letter in a bottle written by one of the passengers, that was recently found in the wreckage of the famous ship. It read:

“Like most men here, I am gallantly going down with the ship, never to be seen or heard from again. But I’m at peace and take comfort in knowing that because of the sensitivity of mankind, no one will try to profit from this tragedy by making a movie out of it.”

It's a joke...

Link:
http://unconfirmedbreakingnews.com/2012/04/breaking-news-1230/