Dedicated to my neighbors. You know who you are, Matt.
My neighbors are upset
As their home values decline
But I take much pride
In that great lawn of mine
With their long green stems
And their bright yellow glow
I cherish my dandelions
And love to watch them grow
They grow so fast
And pretty much all over
I just can't wait
Until they start bitching about the clover
Although it's green
Mixed with that gorgeous crab grass
Worry about your own lawn
And kiss my f**king ass
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