The "2 Cow" theory...

Various Economic and Political Systems Explained In "2 Cow" Terms


Fascism: You have 2 cows. The government takes them and sells you the milk.

Socialism: You have 2 cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbor.

Communism: You have 2 cows. The government takes them both and provides you with milk.

Nazism: You have 2 cows. The government takes them and shoots you.

Bureaucracy: You have 2 cows. The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk and then
pours it down the drain.

Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

Corporate: You have 2 cows. Get rid of one; force the other to produce the milk of 4 cows and then act surprised when it
drops dead.

Link:
http://toddwlund.blogspot.com/2008/09/various-political-systems-explained-in.html