"6. People with silver fillings are afraid to smile."

The Ten Secret Warning Signs Of Inflation

Louis Woodhill

How can a citizen know what is really happening on the inflation front, given that the government seems to be trying to hide the truth? Watch for these ten secret inflation warning signs:


1. You are filling your car up with gas and you notice that the “price per gallon” digits are going up faster than the “gallons” numbers.

2. McDonalds announces that they are freezing the price of their most popular burger, but that they are renaming it the “Quarter Ouncer.”

3. You go to a restaurant in San Diego, and you are relieved to find that the prices on the menu look like bargains. Then you realize that they are denominated in pesos.

4. The Fed announces that they are now basing policy on a new price statistic called “Core Core Inflation”. This new price index excludes food, energy, and everything that went up in price that month.

5. Procter & Gamble complains that the U.S. Bureau of Engraving and Printing is competing unfairly with “Charmin.”

6. People with silver fillings are afraid to smile.

7. The Fed’s Quantitative Easing XLVI arrives before Super Bowl XLVI.

8. Street beggars start demanding euros.

9. Airlines begin requiring that passengers bring their own jet fuel.

10. The Fed announces that they are going to be basing policy on an even newer price index, called “Core Core Core Inflation”. This one excludes everything.

Now that you know what to look out for, you won’t have to worry about being caught unawares by inflation.

Read more:
http://blogs.forbes.com/louiswoodhill/2011/05/04/the-ten-secret-warning-signs-of-inflation/