Where's Al Gore when you need him?
I just want to thank all those who believe and support the theory that global warming exists and that it is man-made because without all your help I couldn't have ever possibly shoveled all that global warming off my fucking driveway this morning. Yes folks, New England was socked with its' second gigantic snowstorm in two weeks. I can't recall more snow falling in a ten hour period since I've lived at my present address and I've been living here for 15 years. We had close to two feet of global warming piled high to greet us as we awoke this fine Wednesday morning. It was impossible to open our front door without pushing past the warmth flowing over our stoop. I usually clean off the old driveway, by myself, in about a half an hour on a typical snow storm. Today, it took my wife, my son and I over two hours. It was sure fun, bonding with the family and enjoying the warmth of the increased temperatures while we slaved piling the snow, that we were told we would never see again, as high as our heads. We'll have no trouble seeing this rare white stuff for the next few weeks after this bout of tropical weather is over. Hey, even the dog had a great time trying to find a place to do her business as the snow towered a foot over her head. Yes, it was a wonderful morning enjoyed by all here in sunny Southern New England. I hope you all had a chance to get outside and enjoy the unusually warm weather yourself before the next blast of global warming hits us early next week.
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